Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Can you believe they insured this guy's schnoz for millions of GBP?

Just for smelling cheese and tell you if it is tasty.

I can do this as well, hear a loaf of bread on a cutting board five house away and tell you the type of grain used for half that.

what, only filled pasta?

The nose knows.

ernest basset esq.

Monday, September 07, 2009

They located the cougar! It was not eating arugula or wearing stilettos.

Phracey said there was cougar sighting near Rancho Oxboro. For some reason, Mama S. does not believe that Phracey's beauty and sheer speed could match the cougar's speed and lack of manners, so she's kennel bound.

Poor Phracey.

It has RAINED here. I am not amused. Nmom is definitely not amused because Uncle Dale is on vacation and now has to bend to my will four times a day and sometimes in the rain, its just not easy.

There is one thing I am willing to do in the rain -- eat a bone under the shelter of a cherry tree. My Evita mom did not raise a stupid basset, just one who is allergic to precipitation.

over and out, ernest the puppy

Saturday, September 05, 2009

Dear TMom,

Please bring me back a squeaky polar bear, a non squeaking Hudson Bay blanket, some smoked seal treats and a plastic bottle from the Canadian Arctic.

I promise you that your detainment on the way back to the US will only be 45 minutes.


ernest bassest, bored and RTG

Friday, September 04, 2009

drool will get you everytime

I am exhausted.

Greenlake at lunch, a visit to uncle Dale's house and then the dog park for my evening constitutional.

Nmom is such a disappointment.

Thursday, September 03, 2009

My sissy said I need to be careful because a cougar is loose somewhere near my watershed.

I don't get it - she thinks these cougars eat kittens. I thought these cougars ate arugula and were sighted at Victoria's Secret.

I am confused.

I am also very tired -- my uncle Dale takes me everywhere and for hours - dog park, the park park and to the nature preserve. Isn't that cool? I seem to be the life of the party, except that the party seems to end at 8:05 when it gets dark out.

ernest puppy - dressed to thrill

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

I'm not so mad now,but my nmom is because she was supposed to meet Sophie La Brador and Sir Graham tomorrow. Instead she's going to make kibbleable money.

Good part is there is a lap here for me, bad part is that my smooches to S la B are not going to transferred.

At least my uncle Dale is taking me for long walks while the apes toil.

ernest who promises to be back on a regular schedule as will nmom