Sunday, December 28, 2008

Monitors for ernest swap
A successful transaction was conducted at the Burgerville in Vancouver, the one by the WSU campus. As usual, I was aloof and ignored the moms. On the way home, I napped as best as I could CONSIDERING THE LANE CHANGES that woke me up.

I tried to get them to stop at the Governor's mansion to complain about the roadway from milepost 18 to 140, but alas, they said NO.

I am home, I have eaten, I have rung my bell to go out 4565 times. They have bent to my will once. My kitchen is completely bare and there are boxes everywhere. I have been told that the next three days the kitchen is off limits. I hope they remembered to get my bowl and treats.

I am happy to be home and to my couch. I do miss my Sissy and the sheep and FREEDOM to go out and in at my WILL.


ernest freebird basset

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Happy Christmas to all!

I'll be back tomorrow to tell you all about my adventures. Suffice it to say, they are still negotiating my release and in the mean time, I am giving the 509 a run for the money.

Gotta split, Santa is on his way to the 98052 with some bones, some squeakies, some bourbon and a standing rib roast for 20!


ernest claus basset

Sunday, December 21, 2008

The moms have an idea -- they are going to take 11 imac monitors to the Apple Store and see if they can trade them in for one iphone.

Then they can trade the iphone for me!

If not, they are going to try and get another 18 to up the ante.

I am sorry I'm not in the 206 enjoying the snow. The moms have been out in it and said that its deeper than a basset butt, whatever that means.

I have told them over and over to stay away from the yellow stuff. It is not limoncello flavored.

over and out and under and over ernest the puppy

Saturday, December 20, 2008

My hood is covered with snow.

My homies are covered with snow.

I don't think I'll be at home with my peeps until after Xmas.

However, I'm with my homies in the 509 where I am currently in negotiations for my release. They are looking to trade me for 19 imac monitors sometime next week.

ernest not for resale basset

Friday, December 19, 2008

I'm behind my Phracey, but still in front of the pack.

It is still cold in the 509. An earnest (hah) attempt was made today to get me home by Papa J, but TH mom and Mama S. made him stay home. The moms have promised me a trip home on Boxing day. Secretly, I think they want to make snow bassets up at the pass and avoid Boxing day sales. They remain nuts.

However, for your viewing pleasure, Papa J. has put up a page of naked basset pictures in the snow.

Pretend we're Swedish or Finnish or something.

Winter Romp 2008

Ernest who was last seen curled up with a big cup of almond moo eyeing Mama S's warm patch on the couch.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008


I'm still in the 509.

Its supposed to be below zero tomorrow.

Did I tell you that I am a basset with a very thin coat?

We were not allowed to walk today.

I am a basset who requires exercise for proper maintenance.

I wonder if I can get Spot to plan a jail break.

I hope Papa J can take a few pictures of us in the snow.

Ernest undercoat deprived basset

Monday, December 08, 2008

I'm in the 509!

I am naked.

I am sleeping with Spot -but plan to do the same with Phracey soon.

I am having a blast, even if I am not making sure that my best Kiwi friend is taking walks
without me.

I am sure that the moms will come find me after they return from the RG8 8JG area.

SUMDs take good care of them.



Thursday, December 04, 2008


In a few days I'll be the dog on top!

ernest sleeping, do not disturb

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

getting ready for new hampshire, i suppose


I've been remiss in blogging. I should really say that NaPoBloMo really kicked nmom's butt. She really needs to chill.

I think I'll send her back to Greenland.

In other news, I am currently hosting and jumping on a scientist who is from New Zealand. He did not bring me any sheep. That is okay though because as of Sunday, I'm back in the 509 while both my peeps go to see the SUMDs.

Check out Aunt Kerrio's flickr page to see all the new SUMDs that she and Uncle Brian are fostering.

They rock.

The promised to bring me back a beautiful and taller female dog. I hope my sissy doesn't get too jealous.

ernest up with the dow, down with the recession