Wednesday, March 26, 2008
I'm running for something.
I'm beside myself this week. Last week, something my grandmere made for dinner did not work well with my tiny tender stomach, so the moms expended much energy to create delicious home cooked meals for me. I loved them.
Then they ruined it by buying kibble that is for dental health.
It was awful.
So, I refused to eat it and pretended I was sick again.
You get the picture?
Now, they are on to me and have bought me new food for canines who desire variety in their lives. Its sort of working, but I'm still holding out for orzo, cottage cheese, steamed butternut squash and organic chicken breast.
Now they are on my case to get my teeth brushed on a daily basis. I am getting more patient, but they are threatening me with another cleaning. I may be a handsome lad, but my breath leaves something to be desired.
When I had my teeth cleaned the last time, my xrays were sent to a doggie dentist who pointed out that my dental care could be better attended to with a electric toothbrush.
Uh, no. Thanks, I'm already tortured by the dremel twice a month, why add to my misery?
Instead I put up with n.mom putting her hand in my mouth and brushing my teeth with delicious poultry flavored goo and TH mom trying hard not to wretch while she holds me down.
Its tons of fun and fun for the whole family.
ernest trying to get the endorsement of four out of five dentists