Like, I could do any wrong?
Today I ate my n.mom's glasses while she was in the shower. I am a bit remorseful after she started crying and then cursed me to Bulgaria and back.
Apparently they were able to put on new ear pieces, but looks like she's getting new frames and lenses. The lenses cost as much a round trip ticket to DC without a Saturday night stay.
I have been offered asylum in both Berkshire with the SUMDs and in Salt Lake City with my friend Katie.
I guess she won't offer to take me frame shopping.