Ernest, Your fasting is not going unnoticed I am sure. Gandhi himself would be proud. What I find that really helps is to walk slowly past my girl, give her a long forlorn look over my shoulder, heave a heavy sigh, and with head hanging low walk on. It gets her everytime!
Ernest, Be careful or the people will not let you come to play in July. I went on a hunger strike but all that happened is Jedi ate my food. You will have to teach me.
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Ernest,
Just a little more cold shoulder.
Make your displeasure felt!
It maks the eventual forgiveness all the more effective...
Kerrio
At least you have a comfy looking couch! They'll come around...
I can feign displeasure at my apes when they neglect me but I can never take it out on the food.
wally.
Aaaw, Ernest, look at you. You are still just an itty bitty guy. Or did they finally buy you a giant sized chair that makes you look itty bitty.
I certainly don't blame you for going on a hunger strike. How dare they leave you! If you stop pooping too, that will really freak them out.
I do look small, but that is because I am impersonating a cutworm.
I am big! Super big! Able to leap golden labs in one bound!
ernest
Ernest,
Your fasting is not going unnoticed I am sure. Gandhi himself would be proud. What I find that really helps is to walk slowly past my girl, give her a long forlorn look over my shoulder, heave a heavy sigh, and with head hanging low walk on. It gets her everytime!
Annebelle
Ernest,
Be careful or the people will not let you come to play in July. I went on a hunger strike but all that happened is Jedi ate my food. You will have to teach me.
Love
Phrace
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