Monday, July 23, 2007

This whole thing with Bush's polyps and colonoscopy got me thinking this weekend.

Who would I appoint as head of the nation when I underwent my routine yearly teeth cleanings?

I guess it would have to be my VP!

I wonder who my VP would be?

I know that Phracey, my sissy, would be my first lady (not that way), but I have yet to establish a running mate.

Anyone want to volunteer?



Kerrio said...

I think the SUMDs are excluded on grounds on nationailty. And previous crimes for that matter.

The whole thing about Bush's polyps and colonoscopy made me turn off the news!


Too much information.

wally said...

I would love to do it, particularly if we restore the role of VP to attending state funerals and taking loads of naps. That's a job I could handle.

And, thanks to Bush, a past drinking problem will not inhibit my political career!


New Texan said...
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Baron Von Woofer said...


1. I am loyal.
2. Two Bassets are better than one.
3. I live in Texas, and you'll need the electoral votes.

Finnegan said...

Whoa! I think I could do the job. I live in PA (electoral votes), I have a disability (sympathy votes and we can say it's from my war service), and I'm a tall handsome man (I'll get the soccer moms)!


Ben_Benjamin said...

Hey Ernest, I think I need more reading....mayb go for some ABC classes...your blog is kinda hard for me little pup to understand....but I like your pic.


Oh Ernest I could be your first Lady Doggie....Hint Hint.


Frankie Doodles

ps. my dads had alot of funny (not so nice) things to say about Bush's hiney bumps.