Monday, July 23, 2007


This whole thing with Bush's polyps and colonoscopy got me thinking this weekend.

Who would I appoint as head of the nation when I underwent my routine yearly teeth cleanings?

I guess it would have to be my VP!

I wonder who my VP would be?

I know that Phracey, my sissy, would be my first lady (not that way), but I have yet to establish a running mate.

Anyone want to volunteer?

ernest

7 comments:

Kerrio said...

I think the SUMDs are excluded on grounds on nationailty. And previous crimes for that matter.

The whole thing about Bush's polyps and colonoscopy made me turn off the news!

*shudder*

Too much information.

wally said...

I would love to do it, particularly if we restore the role of VP to attending state funerals and taking loads of naps. That's a job I could handle.

And, thanks to Bush, a past drinking problem will not inhibit my political career!

wally.

New Texan said...
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Baron Von Woofer said...

Me!!!!

1. I am loyal.
2. Two Bassets are better than one.
3. I live in Texas, and you'll need the electoral votes.

Finnegan said...

Whoa! I think I could do the job. I live in PA (electoral votes), I have a disability (sympathy votes and we can say it's from my war service), and I'm a tall handsome man (I'll get the soccer moms)!

Woofs,
Finny

Ben & Darling said...

Hey Ernest, I think I need more reading....mayb go for some ABC classes...your blog is kinda hard for me little pup to understand....but I like your pic.

BEAGLEDOM said...

Oh Ernest I could be your first Lady Doggie....Hint Hint.

Smoochies,


Frankie Doodles

ps. my dads had alot of funny (not so nice) things to say about Bush's hiney bumps.